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Bill Watterson
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: July 5
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I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.
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S...For Stupendous! T...For Tiger, ferocity of! U...For Underwear, Red! P...For Power, Incredible! E...For excellent physique! N...For...Um...Something..Hm, well, I'll come back to that... D...For Determination! U...For...Wait, How do you spell this? Is it I??
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It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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As a kid, I knew I wanted to be either a cartoonist or an astronaut. The latter was never much of a possibility, as I don't even like riding in elevators.
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There's more to this world than just people, you know.
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I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.
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Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.
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I still read newspaper comics, but without much hope for their future.
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My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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Well, coming at a new work requires a certain amount of patience and energy, and there’s always the risk of disappointment. You can’t really blame people for preferring more of what they already know and like. The trade-off, of course, is that predictability is boring. Repetition is the death of magic.
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Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond'rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces... Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug's juices!
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If you can't win by reason, go for volume.
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Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where's your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak... Am I scary, or what?
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The only permanent rule in Calvinball is that you can never play it the same way twice! (Calvin)
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I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
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Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat.
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Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone. -Hobbes
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Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal.
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