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Bill Watterson
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: July 5
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If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?
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A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.
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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?
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