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Bill Watterson
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: July 5
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I always think of Popeye and Barney Google as quintessential comic strips in that old rollicky, slapstick way we've sort of lost.
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You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!
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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?
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I guess I just don't have the killer instinct that I think makes a great political cartoonist.
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Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.
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The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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I don't enjoy lettering very much, but that's the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
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S...For Stupendous! T...For Tiger, ferocity of! U...For Underwear, Red! P...For Power, Incredible! E...For excellent physique! N...For...Um...Something..Hm, well, I'll come back to that... D...For Determination! U...For...Wait, How do you spell this? Is it I??
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In a comic strip, you can suggest motion and time, but it's very crude compared to what an animator can do. I have a real awe for good animation.
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It's a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it's light out.
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When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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I'm a misunderstood genius.
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But for my own example, I'd never believe one little kid could have so much brains!
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The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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Once it's too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
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You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone. -Hobbes
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As Calvin and Hobbes went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity. One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what's going on in Calvin's head.
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I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.
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