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I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!

Bill Watterson

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Bill Watterson
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: July 5
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Washington
District of Columbia
Vegetarian
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Dessert

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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar?
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I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.
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I'm a misunderstood genius.
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When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made.
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Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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