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I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!

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Bill Watterson
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: July 5
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Dessert
Vegetarian

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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar?
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If you can't win by reason, go for volume.
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The writing doesn't distract me while I'm drawing and vice versa. I can devote my full attention to each.
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You can make your superhero a psychopath, you can draw gut-splattering violence, and you can call it a graphic novel, but comic books are still incredibly stupid.
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You know, maybe we don't need enemies. Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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CALVIN: Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien.
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People always make the mistake of thinking art is created for them. But really, art is a private language for sophisticates to congratulate themselves on their superiority to the rest of the world. As my artist’s statement explains, my work is utterly incomprehensible and is therefore full of deep significance.
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As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.
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Good friends are hard to come by... I need more money.
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I'm learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework...procrastinating and negotiation.
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I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
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If people looked at the stars each night, they'd live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
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The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!
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Once it's too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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It's always better to leave the party early.
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