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I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!
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Bill Watterson
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: July 5
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Dessert
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I've got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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If you've ever compared a film to a novel it's based on, you know the novel gets bludgeoned. It's inevitable, because different media have different strengths and needs, and when you make a movie, the movie's needs get served.
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I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.
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Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development. I assume they're either homages or satiric riffs, and are not intended to be taken too seriously as works in their own right. Otherwise I should be talking to a copyright lawyer.
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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes: Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.
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As Calvin and Hobbes went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity. One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what's going on in Calvin's head.
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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming, you have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it's going to come in handy all the time.
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You know, maybe we don't need enemies. Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.
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I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.
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