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I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!
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Bill Watterson
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: July 5
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Dessert
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If you don't get a goodnight kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
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I wasn't having any luck getting accepted anyway and it forced me to re-examine what it was that I really wanted to do. In my experience in political cartooning, I was never one of those people who read the headlines and foams at the mouth with rabid opinion that I've just got to get down on paper.
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Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming, you have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it's going to come in handy all the time.
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I think most of us would be horrified to meet ourselves and discover what everyone else already knows about us.
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Well, coming at a new work requires a certain amount of patience and energy, and there’s always the risk of disappointment. You can’t really blame people for preferring more of what they already know and like. The trade-off, of course, is that predictability is boring. Repetition is the death of magic.
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Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone. -Hobbes
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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?
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I don't enjoy lettering very much, but that's the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
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Once it's too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life.
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For me, it's been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity. I've been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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If people looked at the stars each night, they'd live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
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Planet Bog - Pools of toxic chemicals bubble under a choking atmosphere of poisonous gases... but aside from that, it's not much like Earth.
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It's only work if somebody makes you do it.
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Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
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Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made.
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When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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