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If you can't win by reason, go for volume.

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Bill Watterson
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: July 5
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Washington
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What state do you live in? Denial.
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When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.
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Instead of asking what's wrong with rampant consumerism, we ought to be asking, 'What justifies it?' Popular art does not have to pander to the lowest level of intelligence and taste.
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Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.
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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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The more words you have at your disposal, the more precisely you can express yourself.
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Even when you look for it, you're never prepared for it.
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I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!
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I'm learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework...procrastinating and negotiation.
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Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes: Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.
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It must be hard to cook if you anthropomorphisize your vegetables.
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