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CALVIN: Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien.

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Bill Watterson
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: July 5
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Washington
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Consciousness
Feet
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Calvin
Alien
Sarcastic
Aliens
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