Quote

If you don't get a goodnight kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

Bill Watterson

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Bill Watterson
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: July 5
Author
Cartoonist
Comics Artist
Washington
District of Columbia
Kiss
Kissing
Dreams
Dream
Goodnight
Kafka
Hobbes

More quotes by Bill Watterson

Image
I still read newspaper comics, but without much hope for their future.
Bill Watterson
Image
If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?
Bill Watterson
Image
You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
Bill Watterson
Image
You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
Bill Watterson
Image
I liked things better when I didn't understand them.
Bill Watterson
Image
Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
Bill Watterson
Image
I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
Bill Watterson
Image
It must be hard to cook if you anthropomorphisize your vegetables.
Bill Watterson
Image
I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
Bill Watterson
Image
It's only work if somebody makes you do it.
Bill Watterson
Image
So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.
Bill Watterson
Image
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
Bill Watterson
Image
I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.
Bill Watterson
Image
But for my own example, I'd never believe one little kid could have so much brains!
Bill Watterson
Image
Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes: Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
Bill Watterson
Image
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
Bill Watterson
Image
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse
Bill Watterson
Image
Garry Trudeau is the only cartoonist with the clout to get his strip published large enough to accomodate extended dialogue. It's ashame.
Bill Watterson
Image
I guess I just don't have the killer instinct that I think makes a great political cartoonist.
Bill Watterson
Image
I don't enjoy lettering very much, but that's the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
Bill Watterson