Quote

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.

Bill Watterson

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Bill Watterson
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: July 5
Author
Cartoonist
Comics Artist
Washington
District of Columbia
Never
Education
Learn
School

More quotes by Bill Watterson

Image
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
Bill Watterson
Image
Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone. -Hobbes
Bill Watterson
Image
Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
Bill Watterson
Image
It's a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it's light out.
Bill Watterson
Image
I'm a man of few words. If you read more, you might have a larger vocabulary.
Bill Watterson
Image
There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them. And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It's hard to charge admission without a gate.
Bill Watterson
Image
My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
Bill Watterson
Image
I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
Bill Watterson
Image
Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God.
Bill Watterson
Image
So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.
Bill Watterson
Image
But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
Bill Watterson
Image
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
Bill Watterson
Image
Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!
Bill Watterson
Image
Even when you look for it, you're never prepared for it.
Bill Watterson
Image
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
Bill Watterson
Image
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
Bill Watterson
Image
It's always better to leave the party early.
Bill Watterson
Image
Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart - almost as good and a lot cheaper!
Bill Watterson
Image
Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
Bill Watterson
Image
I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life.
Bill Watterson