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Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.

Bill Watterson

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Bill Watterson
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: July 5
Author
Cartoonist
Comics Artist
Washington
District of Columbia
Girls
Probably
Imagine
Purpose
Girl
Hard
Like
Slugs
Serve

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