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Bill Watterson
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: July 5
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Washington
District of Columbia
Loopholes
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The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes: Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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Good friends are hard to come by... I need more money.
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For no reason I can think of, I've wandered far astray. And that is how I got to where I find myself today.
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For me, it's been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity. I've been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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I'm a man of few words. If you read more, you might have a larger vocabulary.
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I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray. You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You're ignorant, but at least you act on it.
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I've got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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Verbing weirds language.
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Is it truly being good if the only reason I behave well is so I can get more loot at Christmas? I mean, really, all I'm doing is saying I can be bribed.
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Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart - almost as good and a lot cheaper!
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I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.
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Garry Trudeau is the only cartoonist with the clout to get his strip published large enough to accomodate extended dialogue. It's ashame.
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Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
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As Calvin and Hobbes went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity. One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what's going on in Calvin's head.
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I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
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No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
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