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Bill Watterson
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: July 5
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Cartoonist
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Washington
District of Columbia
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Loopholes

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Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the choices available. Some people are idealists, standing for principle and refusing to compromise. And some people just act on any whim that enters their heads. I pragmatically turn my whims into principles.
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I'm a man of few words. If you read more, you might have a larger vocabulary.
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My guess is that the editor [Cincinnati Post] wanted his own Jeff MacNelly (a Pulitzer winner at 24), and I didn't live up to his expectations. My Cincinnati days were pretty Kafkaesque.
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Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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You know, maybe we don't need enemies. Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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Planet Bog - Pools of toxic chemicals bubble under a choking atmosphere of poisonous gases... but aside from that, it's not much like Earth.
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Even when you look for it, you're never prepared for it.
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That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!
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The secret to happiness is short-term, stupid self-interest!
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Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
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The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!
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My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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I'm willing to take the blame if the strip goes down the drain, and I want the credit if it succeeds. So long as it has my name on it, I want it to be mine.
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Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN
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