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Bill Watterson
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: July 5
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Loopholes
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A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.
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Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where's your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak... Am I scary, or what?
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I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN
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I liked things better when I didn't understand them.
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People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.
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In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.
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The problem with people is that they're only human.
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Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you're doing good. If you can find even one person you really like, you're lucky. And if that person can also stand you, you're really lucky.
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Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond'rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces... Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug's juices!
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Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes: Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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For no reason I can think of, I've wandered far astray. And that is how I got to where I find myself today.
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No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
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