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Bill Watterson
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: July 5
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Cartoonist
Comics Artist
Washington
District of Columbia
Loopholes
Love

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Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
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For your information, I'm staying like this, and everyone else can just get used to it! If people don't like me the way I am, well TOUGH BEANS! It's a free country! I don't need anyone's permission to be the way I want! This is who I am - Take it or leave it!
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You can make your superhero a psychopath, you can draw gut-splattering violence, and you can call it a graphic novel, but comic books are still incredibly stupid.
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What I try to do in writing any character is to put myself in his position.
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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again.
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Verbing weirds language.
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If people looked at the stars each night, they'd live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
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I'll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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As Calvin and Hobbes went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity. One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what's going on in Calvin's head.
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It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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If you don't get a goodnight kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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Calvin is hammering nails into coffee table. Mom: CALVIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE COFFEE TABLE?!? Calvin: Is this some sort of trick question, or what?
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I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.
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I'm a misunderstood genius.
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Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.
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I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man's destruction of forests. . . . Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
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People always make the mistake of thinking art is created for them. But really, art is a private language for sophisticates to congratulate themselves on their superiority to the rest of the world. As my artist’s statement explains, my work is utterly incomprehensible and is therefore full of deep significance.
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