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Reality continues to ruin my life.

Bill Watterson

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Bill Watterson
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: July 5
Author
Cartoonist
Comics Artist
Washington
District of Columbia
Hobbes
Ruin
Continues
Ruins
Funny
Inspirational
Reality
Life

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