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Bill Murray
Age: 74
Born: 1950
Born: September 21
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William James Bill Murray
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I'm over the Oscar thing. I feel that if you really want an Oscar, you're in trouble. It's like wanting to be married - you'll take anybody. If you want the Oscar really badly, it becomes a naked desire and ambition. It becomes very unattractive. I've seen it.
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When I feel like I'm stuck, I do something - not like I'm Mother Teresa or anything, but there's someone that's forgotten about in your life, all the time. Someone that could use an 'Attaboy' or a 'How you doin' out there.
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You’ll never be good if you don’t know that you are.
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One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself.
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My favorite thing about New York is the people, because I think they’re misunderstood. I don’t think people realize how kind New York people are.
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Chicago actors are hard-nosed. They're tough on themselves and their fellow actors. They're self-demanding.
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The last thing I want is to be (in a film role) is obvious, direct and offensive.
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Somewhere there's a score being kept, so you have an obligation to live life as well as you can, be as engaged as you can.
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[My brother] lived in a dry gulch where the world of socks and shoes became extremely fascinating, and he felt that everyone needs a good pair of socks, and why not limit his gift giving to something that everybody needs? He thought that there was something humorous about it. So he gives socks.
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If you walk up to some random person on the street, grab them by the shoulder, and say 'Did you just see what I saw?!', you'll find that no-one wants to talk to you.
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I think romance basically starts with respect. And new romance always starts with respect. Like the song 'Love the One You're With' there is something to that. It's not just make love to whomever you're with, it's just love whomever you're with.
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I don't know how this guy knew how much money I was making. I didn't know how much money I was making.
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I don't have to take this abuse from you -- I have hundreds of people waiting in line to abuse me!
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The first year I had money, I really went shopping. I got really caught up in it. I bought all my brothers sets of luggage, and I bought 'em winter coats from Giorgio Armani - winter coats. And I got a pair of socks from this brother.
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We're born alone. We do need each other. It's lonely to really effectively live your life, and anyone you can get help from or give help to that's part of your obligation.
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I realized the more fun I had, the more relaxed I was working, the better I worked.
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The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe.
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Afghanistan is just one of those countries that no group can conquer. It's so challenging to live, and the people are so close among their own tribes, their own groups, that you can't rule them all, you can't get an accord from all of them.
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Just the very thought of someone my age going to visit old girlfriends had instant appeal.Even women think, 'That would be interesting.' Not comfortable, but interesting. It is not a comfortable film at any point.
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I feel like I'm a better person when I'm quieter.
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