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I don't really read the reviews, but I remember one a long time ago I read that said that I had a face like a potato.
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Bill Murray
Age: 74
Born: 1950
Born: September 21
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William James Bill Murray
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When I feel like I'm stuck, I do something - not like I'm Mother Teresa or anything, but there's someone that's forgotten about in your life, all the time. Someone that could use an 'Attaboy' or a 'How you doin' out there.
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Drinking again? Go to hell. All I ever do is make some movies that made a lot of money now leave me alone, I want to have some fun.
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I kinda like this Jay-Z thing, where he’s retired, but he keeps doing shows. I think I beat him to that. If you say you’re retired, people don’t bother you so much, and then if you want to do something, you can do it.
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I don't have to take this abuse from you -- I have hundreds of people waiting in line to abuse me!
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