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Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!
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Bill Murray
Age: 74
Born: 1950
Born: September 21
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William James Bill Murray
William James Murray
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I don't really read the reviews, but I remember one a long time ago I read that said that I had a face like a potato.
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I'm just a potato that won't quit. I'm a potato with some legs. Some have eyes, I've got legs.
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Afghanistan is just one of those countries that no group can conquer. It's so challenging to live, and the people are so close among their own tribes, their own groups, that you can't rule them all, you can't get an accord from all of them.
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I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.
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There's only a couple times when fame is ever helpful. Sometimes you can get into a restaurant where the kitchen is just closing. Sometimes you can avoid a traffic violation. But the only time it really matters is in the emergency room with your kids. That's when you want to be noticed, because it's very easy to get forgotten in an ER.
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[My brother] lived in a dry gulch where the world of socks and shoes became extremely fascinating, and he felt that everyone needs a good pair of socks, and why not limit his gift giving to something that everybody needs? He thought that there was something humorous about it. So he gives socks.
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I really don't know what's going to come out of my mouth.
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The first year I had money, I really went shopping. I got really caught up in it. I bought all my brothers sets of luggage, and I bought 'em winter coats from Giorgio Armani - winter coats. And I got a pair of socks from this brother.
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I think romance basically starts with respect. And new romance always starts with respect. Like the song 'Love the One You're With' there is something to that. It's not just make love to whomever you're with, it's just love whomever you're with.
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I count on the kindness of strangers.
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Different vodkas have different effects. Some make you feel a little... poly-lingual. Some make you feel like you want to talk back to someone who's giving you a hard time. Some make you feel like lifting kettle bells.
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That's the reason I'm not the one that's dead because the attraction of the fast life is very powerful.
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I think there's only so many people that can take care of themselves, and can take care of other people. And the rest of the people … they're useful in terms of compost for the whole planet, you know.
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Drinking again? Go to hell. All I ever do is make some movies that made a lot of money now leave me alone, I want to have some fun.
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I'd like [Santa Claus] to give Wes Anderson, the director, enough money in his next budget for an aerial shot - just a little copter shot. He really wanted this one helicopter shot, and Disney wouldn't give him the money. Just wouldn't give him the money. Every day, he was talking to the studio about this helicopter shot.
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Disneyland. The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse.
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It's hard to be an artist. It's hard to be anything. It's hard to be.
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I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. When it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday.
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People usually go through a bad period when they first get successful. You're new and you're hot and things go wrong.
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When you see grown men near to tears because they've missed hitting a little white ball into a hole from three feet, it makes you laugh.
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