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Different vodkas have different effects. Some make you feel a little... poly-lingual. Some make you feel like you want to talk back to someone who's giving you a hard time. Some make you feel like lifting kettle bells.

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Bill Murray
Age: 74
Born: 1950
Born: September 21
Actor
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William James Bill Murray
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