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I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.

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Bill Murray
Age: 74
Born: 1950
Born: September 21
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William James Bill Murray
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People confuse friendship and relaxation. It's incredibly important to be relaxed - you don't have a chance if you're not relaxed. So I try very hard to relax any kind of tension. But friendship is different.
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[My brother] lived in a dry gulch where the world of socks and shoes became extremely fascinating, and he felt that everyone needs a good pair of socks, and why not limit his gift giving to something that everybody needs? He thought that there was something humorous about it. So he gives socks.
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Parties are only bad when a fight breaks out, when men fight over women or vice versa. Someone takes a fall, an ambulance comes, and the police arrive. If you can avoid those things, pretty much all behaviour is acceptable.
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I really don't know what's going to come out of my mouth.
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The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything.
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It's much harder to play beloved than to play a rotten guy. Rotten guy is a piece of cake. So playing a beloved person really sets a high bar for your behavior and your acting and what you project.
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This is not a dress rehearsal this is your life.
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I think midlife crisis is just a point where people's careers have reached some plateau and they have to reflect on their personal relationships.
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All parties are good.
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Religion is the worst enemy of mankind. No single war in the history of humanity has killed as many people as religion has.
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Sometimes I snore, like when I get really tired.
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You don't have to have all this film stock, you can work faster, and you don't need a giant crew. It's great.
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I don't answer fan mail. I don't have time for that. It's like hundreds of thousands of people who think they're going to become millionaires getting autographs from movie actors. I don't have time for those idiots. I've got stuff to do.
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I'd sort of gone through some sort of spiritual change in the late 70s where I sort of saw there was some other life to live. It changed the way that I worked just having a different presence and a different tension.
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Don't think about your errors or failures otherwise, you'll never do a thing.
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And I don't like to work. I only like working when I'm working.
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There are a lot of actors that are more talented than me at Second City who quit it before they even got to a paying status. Weird luck. I had no other option.
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There's only a couple times when fame is ever helpful. Sometimes you can get into a restaurant where the kitchen is just closing. Sometimes you can avoid a traffic violation. But the only time it really matters is in the emergency room with your kids. That's when you want to be noticed, because it's very easy to get forgotten in an ER.
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I know how to be sour. I know that taste.
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You’ll never be good if you don’t know that you are.
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