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I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.

Bill Mauldin

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Bill Mauldin
Age: 81 †
Born: 1921
Born: October 29
Died: 2003
Died: January 22
Actor
Caricaturist
Cartoonist
Comics Artist
Journalist
School Of The Art Institute Of Chicago
Screenwriter
Mountain Park
New Mexico
William Mauldin
William Henry Mauldin
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