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I'll clue you in on a secret: death is not the worst thing that could happen to you. I know we think that we are the first society ever to think that. It's not worse than dishonor it's not worse than losing your freedom its not worse than losing a sense of personal responsibility.

Bill Maher

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Bill Maher
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: January 20
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Gingrich is the foremost intellectual in the Republican party like Gene Simmons is the foremost intellectual in Kiss.
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There are two things that you have to lie to get through. One is politics, and the other is marriage.
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