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Anyone who is elected mayor of a place called Sin City is allowed to be a drunk.
Bill Maher
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Bill Maher
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: January 20
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William Maher Jr.
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Don't call me when you're stuck in traffic. It's not my fault that radio sucks and did it ever occur to you that there wouldn't be so much traffic if people like you put down the phone and concentrated on the road... besides I can't talk now, I'm in the car behind you trying to watch a DVD.
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Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.
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I couldn't run for any office. I think that religion is bad, weed is good, and babies are disgusting who would vote for me?
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[George W. Bush] has balls. And he's a leader. Unfortunately his balls and leadership are in the service of shitty ideas. We need his balls on someone who thinks right.
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Just honest. To me, being 'politically incorrect' means the opposite of being political -- which means to spin everything. That's all it's ever meant to me. It's never meant liberal or conservative. It means honest.
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Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
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Obama is not a secret Kenyon, or a secret Muslim, he's a secret Republican.
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If there is such a thing as karma, let's hope that Sarah Palin comes back as a wolf being shot at from a plane.
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Selling pot allowed me to get through college and make enough money to start off in comedy.
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