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Is it like gay men go into the priesthood because they figure, Well, this'll solve my problem. I can't be a homosexual in the priesthood it'll just go away. Maybe I'll try it with the Republican Party.

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Bill Maher
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: January 20
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