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Nobody sees people as people. It's all how they relate to my little group.
Bill Maher
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Bill Maher
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: January 20
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William Maher Jr.
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The idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you'll wind up with a lover.
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This is my question for conservatives: don't you want to live, too?
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I have two questions about Arnold Schwarzenegger. What does he know, and when will he know it?
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We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think that religion stops people from thinking. I think it justifies crazies.
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I couldn't run for any office. I think that religion is bad, weed is good, and babies are disgusting who would vote for me?
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Some people think I enjoy debate. I don't. I wish everyone agreed with me it would save a lot of time.
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To even win a nomination in this country, you have to say you're a person of great faith. You have to pledge to the people out there that you put your faith in things that are unable to be proven - that you suspend critical thinking as the way to go.
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The difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull: At some point, a pit bull does stop whining.
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Republicans have become the party of red, white and blue rose colored glasses. By drowning out criticism with USA! USA!, they prevent this country from healing itself where it needs healing, and that is the opposite of Country First.
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I think religion is a neurological disorder.
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40% of homicides go unsolved. You know, it's not a very good record. And, also, 95% of convictions in America come from plea bargaining, which is often coerced. It's like we have the worst of both worlds. We don't convict the guilty enough, and we coerce the innocent too much.
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In Republican fantasy world, everything is always Obama's fault. Somehow, he's weak and he's ineffective, and yet he pulls the strings on everything in the world.
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