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Nobody sees people as people. It's all how they relate to my little group.

Bill Maher

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Bill Maher
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: January 20
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William Maher Jr.
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Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.
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To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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What is Kanye West's message? Like most rap, I am the greatest person ever and you're not. I used to call it affirmative action for the ego.
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Only cowards push a button from thousands of miles away, or tens of thousands of feet up, to kill people who can't possibly fight back.
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Many people can't deal with unanswered questions, which religion exploits by providing answers, even if they are just made up by someone. This is also why we love TV shows and movies that neatly wrap up everything in exactly an hour or two.
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Community is gathering around a fire and listening to someone tell a story.
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40% of homicides go unsolved. You know, it's not a very good record. And, also, 95% of convictions in America come from plea bargaining, which is often coerced. It's like we have the worst of both worlds. We don't convict the guilty enough, and we coerce the innocent too much.
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In fact, because people are religious, they think they can do bad things.
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The NYPD must stop acting like the only thing black people do is run from them and shoot at them. Believe it or not there are some black New Yorkers who won't run and can't shoot -- they're called the # Knicks .
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I'm a pessimist by nature. A pot head, but a pessimist.
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I'm not a joiner. I don't like organizations.
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I don't understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.
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New Rule: The people of America who were most in favor of the Iraq War must now go there and fight it.
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