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The Eleventh Commandment: don't speak ill of a fellow Republican. What if the fellow Republican is doing something that hurts America? Isn't it the patriot who sides with America before he sides with the Republicans?

Bill Maher

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Bill Maher
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: January 20
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