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It just seems like the culture war is over, and the gay kissers won.

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Bill Maher
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: January 20
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William Maher Jr.
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Saddam Hussein is Hitler like Oasis was The Beatles.
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I think Democrats are complacent. They think that Russia is going to save us. Bob Mueller is going to come in with a report.
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I used to stay at the Trump [hotels] and I just wouldn't now. The people were great, but I wouldn't stay at a 'birther' hotel.
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