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I think the news people no longer have any idea of what covering the news is.
Bill Maher
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Bill Maher
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: January 20
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William Maher Jr.
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I think Democrats are complacent. They think that Russia is going to save us. Bob Mueller is going to come in with a report.
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Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.
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Thanks [Donald] Trump for exposing evangelicals as 'shameless hypocrites'.
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Osama bin Laden put out a new video. The timing of this video has some people upset, three days before we vote. It looks like he's trying to influence the election. And I'll tell you, it's not going to work. Americans know Osama bin Laden does not pick our president. The Supreme Court does.
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It's a little strange when you have never been to war, and you eye-roll about a guy who's got shrapnel still in his body, as Chuck Hagel does.
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I don't hate America. I love America. I want it to be better. The only way we can get it to be better is to realistically criticize what's wrong with it.
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Community is gathering around a fire and listening to someone tell a story.
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Between Ron Paul and Rick Perry, I think the lesson is don't get sick in Texas.
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[George W. Bush] has balls. And he's a leader. Unfortunately his balls and leadership are in the service of shitty ideas. We need his balls on someone who thinks right.
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I'm a pessimist by nature. A pot head, but a pessimist.
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When those myths were created, when the Bible was written, man didn't know what an atom or a germ was, or where the sun went at night, or why the women got pregnant. [Laughs.] They needed stories to answer the questions.
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What does it take for Republicans to take off the flag pin and say, 'I am just too embarrassed to be on this team'?
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If conservatives get to call universal healthcare 'socialized medicine,' I get to call private, for-profit healthcare 'soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain.'
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Tt just seems to be human nature to seem to want to posit in another human being, qualities that you must know, in part of your mind, that human being couldn't possess because you don't possess.
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But isn't there something wrong when I'm the only guy in the country that got fired for 9/11?
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I love the Tea Party. They are the ultimate beer goggles. They make everything look better.
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I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
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Canadian bacon isn't bacon. It's ham.
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We've created over 200,000 jobs every month this year. Hasn't happened in 17 years. I guess my first question is, when do the Republicans stop calling it 'Obama's economy'?
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Being a conservative also used to involve the concept of people being free to do whatever they want to do, as long as it doesn't hurt somebody else. Conservatives used to be very libertarian.
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