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Bill Maher
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: January 20
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William Maher Jr.
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Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'
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Community is gathering around a fire and listening to someone tell a story.
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'The Lorax,'...it's a mythical, woodland creature, right, who's for saving trees. He speaks for the trees because no one else can. Kind of the way conservatives speak for fetuses.
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Dealing w/ Hamas is like dealing w/ a crazy woman who’s trying to kill u – u can only hold her wrists so long before you have to slap her.
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Selling pot allowed me to get through college and make enough money to start off in comedy.
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