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I would rather put up with Rush Limbaugh and live in a country where we all do have freedom of speech.

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Bill Maher
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: January 20
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I don't say that I'm an atheist. I don't like that term, because I think it mirrors the certitude of religion. I say I don't know. And if you don't know - and you don't - just man up and say you don't know. Don't turn to silly stories and ancient myths.
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Stand-up is great because I can get everything off my chest.
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I know climate change is a hoax – of course – but places that have never seen this type of winter weather got hit by it. More than a half a million southerners have been left in the dark --- and then the storm hit.
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