Quote

The idea that I hear from the right wing in the last few decades, is that any sort of sacrifice is an affront to my liberty as an American to be a pig the way I want to.

Bill Maher

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Bill Maher
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: January 20
Actor
Comedian
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Television Presenter
Television Producer
Writer
New York City
New York
William Maher Jr.
William Maher
Last
Decades
Idea
Wings
Ideas
Sacrifice
Right
Liberty
Way
Hear
Sort
Affront
Lasts
Pigs
American
Wing

More quotes by Bill Maher

Image
During the debate, Bush was asked by a lady to name three mistakes he's made. And Bush responded, this debate, the last debate and the next debate.
Bill Maher
Image
The difference between a GOP convention and Comic-Con is that the people at Comic-Con have a much firmer grasp of reality.
Bill Maher
Image
Tiger Woods apologized to the three women in America he never got around to sleeping with.
Bill Maher
Image
Doctors said that the test most commonly used to screen for colon cancer doesn't go far enough. They're recommending a procedure that involves photographing the entire colon. I say, don't vie CBS an idea for another reality show.
Bill Maher
Image
The food is out of this world!
Bill Maher
Image
You want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
Bill Maher
Image
I want to always be an interloper. I never want to feel like I'm a guy who is embraced by the people who are putting me on the air. I want to feel like I broke into the studio and took over and made them mad. If I'm not doing that, I'm not doing my job.
Bill Maher
Image
This party is just full of children, and someone needs to leave them in a hot car.
Bill Maher
Image
Of course, there are questions that plague all of us. How did we get here? What happens when we die? Is there a heaven? Am I on the list? Who let the dogs out?
Bill Maher
Image
Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.
Bill Maher
Image
Clint Eastwood's speech was kind of a metaphor for the entire Republican Party: A confused old person yelling at something that doesn't exist.
Bill Maher
Image
Greed can overtake smart.
Bill Maher
Image
I don't say that I'm an atheist. I don't like that term, because I think it mirrors the certitude of religion. I say I don't know. And if you don't know - and you don't - just man up and say you don't know. Don't turn to silly stories and ancient myths.
Bill Maher
Image
A lot of people say they are dyslexic some have to realize that they are just stupid.
Bill Maher
Image
This is the worst thing to happen to beaches since the Speedo.
Bill Maher
Image
Saddam Hussein is Hitler like Oasis was The Beatles.
Bill Maher
Image
Stop saying athletes do it for the love of the game. They do it for the love of their 32-room mansion with the live shark tank in the living room. If pro sports paid minimum wage, Shaquille O'Neal would be a bouncer at Scores, and Anna Kournikova would be a mail-order bride from Minsk.
Bill Maher
Image
Only a Bush could answer a 'yes' or 'no' question two different ways and be wrong both times.
Bill Maher
Image
Also, in the category of 'obvious but still shocking,' an animal called a 'killer whale' killed someone who was trying to play with it. Now, no one knows exactly what enraged the whale, but earlier in the week, it had been thrown off a flight by Southwest Airlines.
Bill Maher
Image
I think Democrats are complacent. They think that Russia is going to save us. Bob Mueller is going to come in with a report.
Bill Maher