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It was quite a sight to see Obama next to President Hu. Obama has a Nobel Peace Prize in his basement, and Hu has a Nobel Peace Prize winner in his.

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Bill Maher
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: January 20
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William Maher Jr.
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