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You know, the only place in America where the millionaires and billionaires are predominantly liberal is here in Hollywood.
Bill Maher
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Bill Maher
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: January 20
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Film Producer
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Television Producer
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New York City
New York
William Maher Jr.
William Maher
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