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Death is the monster we all fear, yet with each day, we walk toward it, and can't help doing so we can't help but walk toward the one thing we're most trying to avoid.

Bill Maher

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Bill Maher
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: January 20
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New York City
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William Maher Jr.
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