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A flu shot is the worst thing you can do.

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Bill Maher
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: January 20
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New York City
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William Maher Jr.
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Whoever needs the relationship less has all the power.
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I don't think all life is precious. I know people say that all the time, Life is precious. I think some life is precious, and some life is just a waste of protoplasm. Start over.
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I understand we're on our way to being a Third World country. Could we just stop at 'Second World' before we get there?
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