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Doctors said that the test most commonly used to screen for colon cancer doesn't go far enough. They're recommending a procedure that involves photographing the entire colon. I say, don't vie CBS an idea for another reality show.

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Bill Maher
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: January 20
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William Maher Jr.
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