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I hate religion. I think it's a neurological disorder.
Bill Maher
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Bill Maher
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: January 20
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New York City
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William Maher Jr.
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The difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull: At some point, a pit bull does stop whining.
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