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I hate religion. I think it's a neurological disorder.
Bill Maher
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Bill Maher
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: January 20
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New York City
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William Maher Jr.
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You want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
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A cult is a cult, and that's what a frat is. A place where they strip you of your personality and rebuild it in their image.
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Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn't know a game is going on?
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Thanks [Donald] Trump for exposing evangelicals as 'shameless hypocrites'.
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The plain fact is religion must die for mankind to live. The hour is getting very late to be able to indulge in having key deciscions made by religious people. By irrationalists. By those who would steer the ship of state, not by a compass, but by the equivalent of reading the entrails of a chicken.
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Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.'
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