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You can’t be a rational person six days a week and on one day of the week, go to a building, and think you are drinking the blood of a two thousand year old space god. That doesn’t make you a person of faith…, that makes you a schizophrenic.

Bill Maher

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Bill Maher
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: January 20
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