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Failing to warn the citizens of a looming weapon of mass destruction- and that's what global warming is- in order to protect oil company profits, well, that fits for me the definition of treason.
Bill Maher
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Bill Maher
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: January 20
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William Maher Jr.
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