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Hillary Clinton and Nancy Reagan have a lot in common - they're both smarter than their husbands and both consulted the stars for guidance, Nancy with astrology and Hillary with Barbra Streisand.

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Bill Maher
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: January 20
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New York City
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