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You know, if you're an American and you're born at this time in history especially, you're lucky. We all are. We won the world history Powerball lottery...
Bill Maher
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Bill Maher
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: January 20
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I don't say that I'm an atheist. I don't like that term, because I think it mirrors the certitude of religion. I say I don't know. And if you don't know - and you don't - just man up and say you don't know. Don't turn to silly stories and ancient myths.
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I think what's dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
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If you came into the theater believing in the talking snake, it's kind of hard to leave the theater still believing in the talking snake.
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I said I didn't respect religion... and anyone who believes in fairy tales to answer questions that we can't answer... So I don't respect our religions either. But I do believe it is a clash of civilizations, absolutely, between the Islamic world and the Western world. It has been going on for 1,000 years.
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In fact, because people are religious, they think they can do bad things.
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I'll show you Obama's birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin's high school diploma.
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