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I think religion is a neurological disorder.

Bill Maher

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Bill Maher
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: January 20
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William Maher Jr.
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Meat is dirty. I wouldn't touch a hot dog without a condom on it
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Did you see the 2000 Republican Presidential Convention? The last time the Republicans had that many Black people on a stage, they were selling them!
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The other guys are selling certainty. Not me. I'm on the corner with doubt.
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I think America causes cancer, longevity is less important than fun, and young people should be discouraged from voting.
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Tea Party has now cost the Republicans 5 senate seats. My next donation is going to them.
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Gingrich is the foremost intellectual in the Republican party like Gene Simmons is the foremost intellectual in Kiss.
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John McCain, who once called Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson 'forces of evil', has now come out for teaching intelligent design. That is sad, when smart people have to pretend to be so dumb to get elected.
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I don't know if anybody from my tribe of atheists ever thanked [Barack Obama] for giving us a shout-out at your first inaugural, but you did mention non-believers. We appreciate it. Because we do feel like untouchables to a degree.
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