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you know... there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time.... husband!!!
Bill Maher
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Bill Maher
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: January 20
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I said I didn't respect religion... and anyone who believes in fairy tales to answer questions that we can't answer... So I don't respect our religions either. But I do believe it is a clash of civilizations, absolutely, between the Islamic world and the Western world. It has been going on for 1,000 years.
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Space tourism is God's way of telling you you aren't spending enough on lap dances, baccarat and cocaine.
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