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Bill Maher
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: January 20
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If anti-gay stuff is always coming out of your mouth, something very gay is probably going in.
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Tea Party has now cost the Republicans 5 senate seats. My next donation is going to them.
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If anybody is so mad at Vladimir Putin, you know what they could do? They could advocate for a gas tax. He gets all his leverage from selling gas and oil. If we had a gas tax that made that less palatable, he would be less of a player on the world stage.
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But isn't there something wrong when I'm the only guy in the country that got fired for 9/11?
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Your fuselage shouldn't open more easily than your pretzel bag.
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