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I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
Bill Maher
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Bill Maher
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: January 20
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The plain fact is religion must die for mankind to live. The hour is getting very late to be able to indulge in having key deciscions made by religious people. By irrationalists. By those who would steer the ship of state, not by a compass, but by the equivalent of reading the entrails of a chicken.
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