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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
Comedian
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Stand-Up Comedian
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William Melvin Hicks
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But where did this veneration of childbirth come from? I missed that meeting. Childbirth is wonderful, childbirth is a miracle. Wrong. It's no more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out your ass.
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I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f-kin' mouth.
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When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.
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Smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth. ... I found my brand. Just don't get the ones that say, Lung Cancer.
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All your beliefs, they're just that. They're nothing. They're how you were taught and raised. That doesn't make 'em real.
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I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
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In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth... see you at the final.
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The waitress comes over to me like, 'What'chu readin' for?' I had never been asked that. Not 'What am I reading?' but 'What am I reading for?' Goddammit, you stumped me. Hmm, why do I read? I suppose I read for a lot of reasons, one of the main ones being so I don't end up being a... waffle waitress.
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What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
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Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.
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It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.
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I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.
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It's hard to have a relationship in this business...it's gonna take a very special woman...or a bunch of average ones.
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Billy Ray Cyrus does not smoke. Michael Bolton doesn't...Paula Abdul doesn't...there does seem to be a pattern.
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It's you people dying from nothing that are screwed. I got all sorts of neat gadgets waiting for me...oxygen tent, iron lung.
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It seems to me that there will be a point in out development or our evolution where you put your guns aside.
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I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.
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People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings...brings a whole new meaning to that phrase 'You ain't from around here, ar'ya?'
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Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
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