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How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for them again? ...Seventy percent. What the fuck? Where did they take this poll, at an S&M parlor?
Bill Hicks
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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
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This is where we are at right now, as a whole. No one is left out of the loop. We are experiencing a reality based on a thin veneer of lies and illusions. A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart.
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I, like all artists in Western cultures, am a shaman...come in the guise of a comic...to heal perception by using...'jokes'.
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Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.
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What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?
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If I thought the Jews killed God, I'd worship the Jews.
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People say to me, Hey, Bill, the war made us feel better about ourselves. Really? What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves? May I suggest, instead of a war to feel better about yourself, perhaps... sit-ups? Maybe a fruit cup? Eight glasses of water a day?
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I'm just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.
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I'm an American who loves an America which doesn't exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.
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I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
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No one knows what it's like ... to be a dustbin ... in Shaftesbury ... with hooligans.
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If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.
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Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts...Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me.
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I'm just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious.
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....All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
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I wouldn't give Satan a snowball's chance in Hell against a woman's ego.
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Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.
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The waitress comes over to me like, 'What'chu readin' for?' I had never been asked that. Not 'What am I reading?' but 'What am I reading for?' Goddammit, you stumped me. Hmm, why do I read? I suppose I read for a lot of reasons, one of the main ones being so I don't end up being a... waffle waitress.
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Music is a great energizer. It's a language everybody knows.
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We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.
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