Quote

We are losing the 'War on Drugs,' which means there's a war going on and people on drugs are winning it.

Bill Hicks

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Musician
Screenwriter
Songwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Writer
Valdosta
Georgia
William Melvin Hicks
Drug
Losing
Winning
War
Means
Mean
Going
People
Drugs

More quotes by Bill Hicks

Image
Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts...Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me.
Bill Hicks
Image
Yesterday, some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftesbury.
Bill Hicks
Image
The Voice of Reason is in us all...and everyone can recognize it because it makes sense and everyone benefits from it equally.
Bill Hicks
Image
I am available for children's parties, by the way.
Bill Hicks
Image
Dinosaur fossils were placed in rocks by prankster God just to make human beings think the world is older than it is.
Bill Hicks
Image
It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.
Bill Hicks
Image
You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. I believe God created me in one day. Yeah, looks like He rushed it
Bill Hicks
Image
I hate patriotism... I can't stand it. It's a round world last time I checked.
Bill Hicks
Image
The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they've never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of people's minds, exposing them to the light.
Bill Hicks
Image
Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves...After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.
Bill Hicks
Image
Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.
Bill Hicks
Image
Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let's put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal.
Bill Hicks
Image
I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, 'What's wrong?' Nothing. 'Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.' Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?
Bill Hicks
Image
People tell me, 'Bill, let it go. The Kennedy assassination was years ago. It was just the assassination of a President and the hijacking of our government by a totalitarian regime - who cares? Just let it go.' I say, 'All right then. That whole Jesus thing? Let it go! It was 2,000 years ago! Who cares?'
Bill Hicks
Image
I'm an American who loves an America which doesn't exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.
Bill Hicks
Image
We'll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God - I am killing me!
Bill Hicks
Image
Sometimes you feel in control, and it's great, but sometimes you just don't feel in control and you really have to struggle to get laughs.
Bill Hicks
Image
It's an insane world, and I'm proud to be a part of it.
Bill Hicks
Image
I'm just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.
Bill Hicks
Image
Ultimately, it is in fun. It is supposed to be highly entertaining.
Bill Hicks