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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
Comedian
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Georgia
William Melvin Hicks

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All governments are lying cocksuckers.
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People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself.
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Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags.
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That's what I'm gonna do: quit gradually...I'm gonna lose one lung little while later I'm gonna lose the other one.
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What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?
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I believe it is our own misperceptions of who we really are that leads to every self-created hell you'll find in this world.
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I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself - to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true.
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I'm tired of this back-slappin' isn't humanity neat bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.
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I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.
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Mister, I don't want no trouble. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don't even know what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff. I ain't looking for no trouble, Mister.
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I'm just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious.
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I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.
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So scary watching the news...Like Iraq...could ever under any stretch of the imagination be any threat to us whatsoever.
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I can't believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you.
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In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth... see you at the final.
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What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
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I go to dance clubs...about once a year just to justify the other 364 days I spend in my apartment going 'God, what idiots!'
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People in the U.K. share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself. They have a sense of irony, which America doesn't have, seeing as it's being run by fundamentalists who take things literally.
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We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.
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I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind's sole purpose on this planet.
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