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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
Comedian
Film Actor
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Film Producer
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Musician
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Georgia
William Melvin Hicks

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I believe it is our own misperceptions of who we really are that leads to every self-created hell you'll find in this world.
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When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.
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Music is a great energizer. It's a language everybody knows.
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....All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
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Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.
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Okay, I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready?
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It's an insane world, and I'm proud to be a part of it.
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How about a positive LSD story? Wouldn't that be news-worthy, just the once? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition and lies? I think it would be news-worthy.
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No one knows what it's like ... to be a dustbin ... in Shaftesbury ... with hooligans.
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What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn't it? Are there moths on their way to the sun now going, It's gonna be worth it!.
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I wouldn't give Satan a snowball's chance in Hell against a woman's ego.
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I'm tired of this back-slappin' isn't humanity neat bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.
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I am available for children's parties, by the way.
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I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift.
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What before seemed a...frustrating wall, the comic deftly and fearlessly steps through, proving the absurdity of it all.
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Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one.
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Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally on our planet, serves a thousand different functions, all of them positive. To make marijuana against the law is like saying that God made a mistake.
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You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That's like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.
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People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself.
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I was a weekend drinker...I'd start on Saturday, end on Friday...thought I was controlling it...but I don't drink any more.
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