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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
Comedian
Film Actor
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Film Producer
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Valdosta
Georgia
William Melvin Hicks

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I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift.
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The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they've never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of people's minds, exposing them to the light.
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Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour.
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Sixteen years I've pounded my head against the mentality of America, which...I'd say it's about an 8th grade emotional level.
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Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I'll prove it to you. You're at a ball game or a concert, and someone's really violent and agressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot?
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I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.
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I'm just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.
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Surgeon General's warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority.
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It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.
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How do I know the Bible isn't the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy to understand...considering God was the creator of LANGUAGE!
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I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
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What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn't it? Are there moths on their way to the sun now going, It's gonna be worth it!.
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We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.
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I'm tired of this back-slappin' isn't humanity neat bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.
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I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.
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To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.
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I am available for children's parties, by the way.
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We are losing the 'War on Drugs,' which means there's a war going on and people on drugs are winning it.
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Don't worry don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.
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You ever notice that everyone who believes in creationism looks really un-evolved?
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