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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
Comedian
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Georgia
William Melvin Hicks

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I hate patriotism... I can't stand it. It's a round world last time I checked.
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This is where we are at right now, as a whole. No one is left out of the loop. We are experiencing a reality based on a thin veneer of lies and illusions. A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart.
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If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.
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I'm just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.
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not all drugs are good.. some of them are great
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All governments are lying cocksuckers.
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I'll tell you how to solve this abortion thing...Those unwanted babies...? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.
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It's my object to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick.
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But where did this veneration of childbirth come from? I missed that meeting. Childbirth is wonderful, childbirth is a miracle. Wrong. It's no more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out your ass.
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I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.
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Okay, I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready?
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Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.
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You're not a human till you're in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
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I wouldn't give Satan a snowball's chance in Hell against a woman's ego.
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All your beliefs, they're just that. They're nothing. They're how you were taught and raised. That doesn't make 'em real.
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I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.
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Ultimately, it is in fun. It is supposed to be highly entertaining.
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No one can give you any answers. There aren't any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery.
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I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
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You are the imagination of yourself.
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