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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
Comedian
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William Melvin Hicks

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What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators choose to do the Vegas Elvis not the young, cool guy, always the bloated fool.
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Be yourself on stage. Nobody else can be you and you have the law of supply and demand covered.
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It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.
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It is hard to quit smoking. Every one of them looks real good to me right about now. Every cigarette looks like it was made by God, rolled by Jesus and moistened shut with Claudia Schiffer's pussy.
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I don't care if you're obscene, filthy, horrendous -- as long as you're honest.
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There is a 3rd point of view on the gun control issue - those who I refer to as THE VICTIMS - but they remain strangely silent.
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Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
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What does an atheist scream when they come?
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It's an insane world, and I'm proud to be a part of it.
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Are gun rights advocates arguing that roving gangs...shooting innocent bystanders constitutes a 'well-regulated militia'?
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I'm just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.
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Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let's put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal.
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Sometimes you feel in control, and it's great, but sometimes you just don't feel in control and you really have to struggle to get laughs.
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I was always 'awake'...Some part of me clamoring for NEW insights and NEW ways to make the world a better place.
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This is where we are at right now, as a whole. No one is left out of the loop. We are experiencing a reality based on a thin veneer of lies and illusions. A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart.
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I am a misanthropic humanist... Do I like people? They're great, IN THEORY.
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Don't worry don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.
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How do I know the Bible isn't the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy to understand...considering God was the creator of LANGUAGE!
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I love talking about the Kennedy assassination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated that our government could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do absolutely nothing about it.
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People in the U.K. share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself. They have a sense of irony, which America doesn't have, seeing as it's being run by fundamentalists who take things literally.
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